welcome to the home of notorious narcissa, san fran's own gossip blogger extraordinaire. there's not much that gets past her ever searching eyes. and she won't hesitate to write about you for the world to see. worse yet, you have to watch out for that smear wall. who knows who could be writing those terrible things about you? narcissa certainly doesn't. but she doesn't care, either. as long as she gets her scoop. don't say you weren't warned.